Insist that your wife leave work to pick up and deliver your prescription. Upon delivery of said prescription, learn that it’s not the Z-pak you expected, but penicillin that you have to take twice a day for ten freaking days. Object that you don’t have VD. Be told that this is a better treatment for what ails you. In light of this unwelcome news, indicate a possible intention to just tough it out without medication. Hear the rarely uttered phrase “listen Buster . . .” Take pills, live to fight another day.