Girls.

I don’t know a lot about girls son, but you can learn from my mistakes. For example, if you steal a cow’s heart preserved in a jar of formaldehyde from the science lab of a rival high school while participating in a debate tournament and then sneak over to a girl’s house in the dead of night to leave it on her doorstep, she’ll have many thoughts, but it’s highly unlikely that any of them will be “that’s cute”.

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