Grudgingly allow wife to invite a couple of work friends and their families over for pizza and beer on your Saturday afternoon. Answer door to find one such family includes a grown man wearing a Batman T-shirt and matching Batman socks. Offer him a beer and listen to him describe the entire plot of the comic book he just read in which alternate reality Flash pleads with alternate reality Batman to help free alternate reality Superman. Nod as if you’re listening to his story while secretly planning revenge against wife.