N___: Daddy, all your work calls are boring on top of boring on top of a mountain of boring. Come play with me.

Me (whispering): I can’t baby. I’m doing my job right now.

N___: Do you at least get to use your funny voices while you talk about blah blah blah?

Me (whispering in Cookie Monster voice): Me no can talk in funny voice. Me being Cookie Lawyer. Now go find your Cookie Sister, who is in big cookie trouble for not entertaining you while me on phone.

N___: Ha! Now be Patrick from Spongebob!