“Similac asked you to be in a formula commercial? That’s absurd! Don’t they know who you are? I mean, you’re a high priestess in the Church of Breastfeeding.”
“Yeah”
“If you were a superhero, you’d be Breastfeeding Babe or Anti-Formula Femme or Donor Milk Dame”
“Um . . .”
“I mean, armed only with your two breasts, you-“
“Okay, don’t finish that sentence.”