Sure kids, we *could* listen to mindless pop music during this road trip, we *could* hear the same songs we’ve heard a million times – wait, no, I’m not done – like I was saying, we COULD hear all that stale music on your iPads . . . OR . . . we could listen to this 13 disc unabridged audio version of The Silmarillion! Eh? Unabridged! Not a single word of Tolkien’s glorious prose is omitted. The actor even knows how to pronounce all the impossible proper nouns. Eh? Eh?