Me, a month ago: “Look, I’m an adult, but more than that, I’m a high powered professional. I multi-task. I produce. I take care of bidnass. I make rain. You dig? So I don’t want to hear anymore about me getting a tuxedo for that party in December. I’ll get it done, cuz that’s what I do – get stuff done.”
Erin, this morning: “So, the party is in two days. Did get you get your tux yet?”
Me: “oops”