Strep.

For now the second time in my marriage to an MD, I’ve suffered through three days of mind bending fever before she decided to pay attention, look in my throat, and diagnose me with strep. The cobbler’s children have no shoes! Blah, blah, “antibiotics are over prescribed”, whatevs. Make me feel better now or I’ll have to resort to letting some witch doctor paint me with chicken blood or some such.