* Dad, you stocked this mini-fridge with nothing but beer. What does that say about your priorities? I mean, there’s not a fridge stocked with milk.
* Uh, yeah there is. It’s called “the fridge”. And, “the other fridge”.
* Well, not stocked with just milk.
* Do you want to live on just milk?
* The point is that between your wine chiller and your kegerater and this third beer fridge, it’s like you’re running a bar around here.
* . . . Siri, remind me to price margarita machines.