Booty call.

Get text from wife who is working in hospital overnight that she has a few free hours if you want to come visit. Arrive and be escorted by her to a restricted area. Chat for one minute before she is paged with an emergency. Be told as she rushes from the room that if you try to leave without a proper badge, alarms will sound. Settle in to your new jail cell and reflect on what you’re supposed to learn from this.