Erin has had enough new haircuts over our 20 years together that you’d think by now I would have learned how to not totally screw up my response to them.
You’d think wrong.
Here’s my attempt at a do-over: “Oh my God! That is the hottest, most sassy, fabulous but practical, sexy but demure, fresh, vibrant, completely stunning haircut I’ve ever seen on you! Stand exactly where you are so I can take a picture of it immediately!”