Guest speaker.

You’re looking for guest speakers for your symposium, huh? Well can they pick their own topic? I mean, could they hypothetically give a presentation about how much they hate getting five phone calls on their cell over the course of two days from an unknown caller who never leaves a message only to finally answer it during their carpool drive before they’ve even had their coffee to discover that it’s a cold call from some dude pimping a gathering of lawyers and trying to drum up content for it? Cause I can give you a preview of that speech right now if you’d like.